chubby-robot:

when ur friend is venting to u and u get angry on their behalf

emthroney:

mostfacinorous:

genuinewarmdecentfeeling:

I wish I lived in fictional new york, it sounds really easy to succeed there

#but like  #also supervillains

#maybe I want to succeed as a supervillain  #what about that

• An educated person:  "it's unhealthy to eat past 9 pm."
• Me, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am:  "Oh man, good thing time is an illusion"

socotic:

Hope you like :)) took like 40 mins

detoxing:

fastbreakthrees:

detoxing:

its okay to be ugly

source?

im the source

smb-photo:

Tranquility

akamine-chan:

carrion–comfort:

Most unexpected source of comfort in this trying time: birdsrightsactivist

I loaf you all.

tombstonettromboners:

matthewsagan:

Show us the birth certificate Donald

WHERE’S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE DONALD

midnightvvhisperings:

midnightvvhisperings:

my kink is a happy n fulfilling relationship

micdotcom:

And this is why Meryl Streep is a legend.

regby:

me: *eats something*
friend: can I have a bite ?
me: yeah you can have the whole thing if you go buy your own

wilwheaton:

novipop:

erinwert:

theinturnetexplorer:

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

I was not expecting this

they have really good art too

…and that’s how I met your mother.